Lickety Split

We have a lot of pets, but I'd like to introduce you to Lickety Split. This cat is chock full of personality! She was a birthday present for Caitlyn's 5th birthday and she has ZIP, thus her name! When we first brought her home, she was sick, which caused her to go diarrhea all over the house, so I took her to the vet and said "keep her til she's better." After a few days, she was all fixed up and they called to say I could pick up Lickety Shit, which is what they affectionately nicknamed her. LOL

She would zip here and there and everywhere. She eventually learned how to turn on lights and open closed doors. We'd turn off the lights to go to bed and all of a sudden the lights would turn on. We thought the kids were messing with us, but NO, we actually have seen her do it!

Theres no nice way to say it, she is a bitch. She's unfriendly and arrogant but likes to be near people, just so long as you don't look at her, touch her or talk to her.

One time, right after getting one of those automatic cleaning litter boxes, I thought it would be interesting to see what she would do if she were in the box while it was cleaning. I found out soon enough... she BITES! I had to go to the doctor for a steroid shot and the doctor just shook his head when I told him what had happened. LOL And yes, I learned my lesson and didn't do that again! Now she's an outside cat. :-D


  1. Oh my heavens, sounds like a cat my daughter used to have.

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  3. Suzanne...what a funny story...you must scrap it!

  4. OMG Suzanne!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! After having a few cats of my own, I could totally picture the whole story!!! Great writing!!!