YITL challenge #46

DREAM

Be sure to link back here to your dreamy creation when you're done! :-)

Knock, knock...

Okay, it's not really a knock, knock joke, just feeling very uncreative today. LOL

I got this joke from my friend Terri. She's always sending me stuff that makes me laugh out loud. :-D

THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

'THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED ,SHE EXPLAINED,
'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE ,I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........ 'WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!'

Blog challenge #46

Make me laugh! Blog a joke.

Don't forget to comment here with a link so I can laugh too! :-D

Are you thankful?

During this season of giving thanks, what are you thankful for? The thing that tops my list each year is the health of my family, but this year, I can't add friends to that list. This year, three of my friends are particularly burdened with serious health issues of loved ones.

1. My dear friend Jessie, whos mother is dealing with lung transplant issues.

2. My scrappy friend Niki, whos young daughter has DIPG.

3. My wonderful friend Terri, whos 2 year old granddaughter was recently diagnosed with Type I Diabetes. Is she not the sweetest thing! Here's where you can donate to precious Jilli's cause.



I indeed feel very thankful that my family is healthy, but my heart breaks each and every day for my friends. My thoughts and prayers are with them each day and I just wanted them to know that. May your season be blessed with all that is good!

Today's creations

Lynn Anne from Jewish Scrapbooking sent me a few chipboard goodies from Magistical Memories and challenged me to create a layout using them. I opted to do a layout showcasing a recent mitzvot. :-) This was my first attempt at "white space." Aside from the chipboard, all the other things on the layout are from the Hometown kit from Scrapbook Deals 4 U. I LOVE this kit!!! Thanks to Stace for the tip on making "spiral" paper. :-)



Conversely, I felt compelled to lift this card from my scrappy friend Joanne. I totally LOVE it! Thanks for the inspiration, girlie! :-)



Next up is the halloween photo. Yep, ONE photo. Thinking I might do another "white space" layout. Wishing y'all a scrappy weekend! :-)